Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Dear Evil Discussor... Who would you like to hump this Hump Day?

Maybe it's because you can climb trees. Maybe it's because of your bushy tail. Maybe it's because you're so damn cute. Maybe it's because you're almost smiling in this picture as if to say "I may look all cute and innocent, but deep down I'm really one frisky mofo." Or maybe it's just because there's nothing in this world you would rather do, than spend all day and all night eating nuts.

Cute Little Squirrel, today you are my Hump Day Hussy.

past Hump Day Hussaliciousness
Hump Day Hussy #8, Verizon Customer Service Representative
Hump Day Hussy #7, Concha Libre, Blogger
Hump Day Hussy #6, N.Y.P.D. Commissioner Ray Kelly
Hump Day Hussy #5, Woman in the Next Cubicle
Hump Day Hussy #4, A 60 Minutes Hump Day Hussathon
Hump Day Hussy #3, Lucy Van Pelt
Hump Day Hussy #2, Soledad O'Brien
Hump Day Hussy #1, Phoebe Cates


Blogger dmbmeg said...

so wrong it's right.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous loyal anon said...

i noticed you didnt answer debbies question in your speed-entry-hey look at me!-round.

shame fall upon you as though you are moving through eriksons 2nd stage of psychosocial development!!!

10:01 PM  
Anonymous debbie said...

aww, thanks for standing up for me loyal anon!! and props for the reference, i see you did your homework and realized i study education. i really ashamed.


10:06 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

Wow. Now I am truly frightened. The proximity in time of Debbie and Loyal Anon's comments concerns me, and leads me to three possible conclusions.

a) That you guys spend the night waiting by your respective computers, reloading and refreshing this amazing blog page until you eventually nod off into a feverish dream starring me, or

b) that you guys are sharing a computer, and are actually a couple, snuggling and canoodling even as I write these very words, or

c) that debbie and loyal anon are one in the same person! Aha! I have unmasked you debbie anon!

Whatever the case may be, all three of these rationales worry the fuck out of me. The Evil Discussor will sleep fitfully tonight. if sleep comes at all.

10:39 PM  
Anonymous debbie said..., for a limited run (this night only) was i "loyal anon." i thought i was being witty. you know "look, in clearly debbie but im going to write loyal anon cause..." see, i dont even really have a reason. next time ill leave the worldplay to you. i apologize.

3:16 AM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

2 things:

1. I did find it strange that loyal anon all of a sudden seemed like he actually had a grasp of the English language, and

2. You're crazy.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous loyal anon said...

There is a charlatan amongst us! I am the loyal anon and someone (Debbie) is masking their identity as me. This is an effing outrage.

And ef you E.D.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous debbie said...

i understand. i have breeched the code of bloggersville. i will retire to a cave. the next time you hear from me will be when you stumble into my cave by accident.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous femfem said...

wow. i can see why you're afraid.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

yes. very afraid.

by the by, i don't usually treat this site like some sort of awful-ass weird-ass chat room, but there's a comment addressed to you one post back.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous becca said...

E.D. is making it with a squirrel and this is all we can discuss?

10:56 AM  
Blogger David said...

Dear Evil Discussor,

Would you break that squirrel in half? Or would that squirrel "break you off some?"

Bummed I missed super speed question day.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

Not to worry, Davidface. I have a sneaking suspicion that you and Special Speed Round Question Thingamajig Fuckshow and Amazing Display Of Blog Skills Day will meet again.

9:36 PM  
Anonymous Squirrel said...

I'm very flattered, but I don't think you can handle this fine, bushy tail.

3:19 PM  

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