Friday, April 07, 2006

Dear Evil Discussor... Is writing a blog a lot like masturbating?

It is. Only, instead of a sock, you have a computer screen. Instead of a dick, you have a keyboard. And instead of your hands, you have a... no, I guess the hands are the same. As is the solitary nature. The excitement. The euphoria. The guilt. The shame. The hopeless all-consuming addiction. The hiding it from your wife/girlfriend. The crying. The having to immediately shower. And the not being able to touch or be touched by human hands for 3 hours after.

Come to think of it, the only thing that's truly different is that writing a blog doesn't necessarily involve wearing a cowboy hat.

Yours as always,
E.D.

4 Comments:

Anonymous e.g. said...

i adore your blog e.d. i'll try to think of a good question for you one of these days, such as, are you available?

10:41 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

Thank you, e.g. You're too kind. And I adore you right back.

Am I available? I bet you're not the only person who'd like to know. Look for the answer to this very pertinent and oh so exciting question in an upcoming post.

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Evil Discussor

What a fabulous blog you have.

Did you know that "us viscid loser" is an anagram of Evil Discussor? Have you considered adopting the royal we?

All the best

anon

10:53 AM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

Although I hardly speak Latin or anagram, I will try to answer your questions in a future post.

Though it's rather difficult keeping up with the demand. I am very popular, as you know.

11:14 AM  

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