Dear Evil Discussor... Is writing a blog a lot like masturbating?
It is. Only, instead of a sock, you have a computer screen. Instead of a dick, you have a keyboard. And instead of your hands, you have a... no, I guess the hands are the same. As is the solitary nature. The excitement. The euphoria. The guilt. The shame. The hopeless all-consuming addiction. The hiding it from your wife/girlfriend. The crying. The having to immediately shower. And the not being able to touch or be touched by human hands for 3 hours after.
Come to think of it, the only thing that's truly different is that writing a blog doesn't necessarily involve wearing a cowboy hat.
Yours as always,
E.D.
Come to think of it, the only thing that's truly different is that writing a blog doesn't necessarily involve wearing a cowboy hat.
Yours as always,
E.D.
posted by EVIL DISCUSSOR at 11:19 PM
5 Comments:
i adore your blog e.d. i'll try to think of a good question for you one of these days, such as, are you available?
Thank you, e.g. You're too kind. And I adore you right back.
Am I available? I bet you're not the only person who'd like to know. Look for the answer to this very pertinent and oh so exciting question in an upcoming post.
Dear Evil Discussor
What a fabulous blog you have.
Did you know that "us viscid loser" is an anagram of Evil Discussor? Have you considered adopting the royal we?
All the best
anon
Although I hardly speak Latin or anagram, I will try to answer your questions in a future post.
Though it's rather difficult keeping up with the demand. I am very popular, as you know.
Thank you ffor sharing
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