Dear Evil Discussor... Is it Special Speed Round Question Day on Evil Discussor?

Shit yeah it is!

You ask a question on the comments page. I answer it. Promptly. And in my own indelibly hilarfious fashion. Just like that. All within the hour! Maybe!

It's kind of like how this blog usually works. But faster!

It's crazy. And amazing. And so the fuck am I!

It's fucking freaky awesome! And so the fuck am I! Again!

Right now, as we speak, my fingers are perched ever so slightly above the keyboard, waiting for some crazy furious type-writing action.

Please. Do not make my fingers wait. This will upset them. And trust me, you do not want to upset my fingers.

So, on the count of 3, ask away! Do your worst! Or your best! Whatever the fuck!

1, 2, 3, Go!





I said "Go!" you sweet fucker!