Maybe it's because of your soft, silky voice. Or the fact that you might be in New Jersey, or you might be in India. Maybe it's because your roaming and local and monthly and allotted in-network and out-of-network call calculations are impossible to understand. And I like a complicated woman. Maybe it's because you are usually no help whatsoever. And because when you put me on hold, I sometimes wonder if you're ever going to come back at all. Maybe it's because you mispronounce my name in ways I could have never imagined. Or maybe it's even because, once in a while, you mistake me for a woman. And that's somehow weirdly titillating.
Verizon Customer Service Girl, today, you are my Hump Day Hussy.previous Hump Day HussaliciousnessHump Day Hussy #7, Concha LibreHump Day Hussy #6, N.Y.P.D. Commissioner Ray KellyHump Day Hussy #5, Woman in the Next CubicleHump Day Hussy #4, A 60 Minutes Hump Day HussathonHump Day Hussy #3, Lucy Van PeltHump Day Hussy #2, Soledad O'BrienHump Day Hussy #1, Phoebe Cates