Dear Evil Discussor... Why is this Wednesday different from all other Wednesdays?
Introducing a weekly Wednesday hump day foray into the hottie, the honey, the heartbreaking horndog Hump Day Hussy I'd like to hump each hump day! Starting with this here very hump day!
It's exciting! Can you feel the excitement? It's fucking all around you! Feel that? No? Wait. Yes! That was it! The excitement!
And now. For the inaugural kick-off. I festively present to you. My initial. Somewhat obvious. Entry! The very first HUMP DAY HUSSY!
And so it is written. On this, the first ever Hump Day, I'd like to hump Fast Times-era Phoebe Cates.