Dear Evil Discussor... Which is better? Boxers or Briefs?
Boxer briefs, dummy.
And yes, I am displaying two pictures of men in their underwear on my blog today. And I feel fine about it.
That's right. Today I am the internet host of two tight shots of the male crotch.
Two pics that could be easily construed as homoerotic.
But I'm cool with that.
Say what you will, but I'm secure in my sexuality.
And this only proves it.
I'm as far from gay as one can possibly be.
And having no problem with having these pictures up on my site is a testament to that fact.
Yep, I really, really like women, trust me.
I enjoy having sex with women, and that's the truth.
I like VGs. There's no doubt about that.
Loves me the vagina.
Can't get enough of it.
The VGer, the better.
ALRIGHT, FINE, FUCK, IT'S TRUE. I CAN'T FUCKING STOP STARING AT THOSE MAN CROTCHES, FUCK. I TRY TO LOOK AWAY BUT HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING BACK. AND THEY KEEP LOOKING BACK AT ME. LIKE ONE OF THOSE PAINTINGS THAT ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE LOOKING YOU IN THE EYE NO MATTER WHERE YOU'RE STANDING. THAT SEMI-FUCKING-PROFILE SHOT WITH THE BULGE IN IT? HOW COULD I NOT FIND THAT CRAZILY FUCKING AMAZING? AM I NOT HUMAN? DO I NOT BLEED? I KEEP RELOADING THE PAGE JUST TO SEE THOSE HAIRY FUCKING MAN LEGS APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN. I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING WHERE THAT OTHER GUY'S TREASURE TRAIL OF PUBIC MAN-LOVE LEADS. I'VE EVEN PUT THESE PICS IN MY IPHOTO AND CREATED A SLIDESHOW TO THE TUNE OF FLEETWOOD MAC'S "GO YOUR OWN WAY." I'M USING THE KEN BURNS EFFECT. I HAVE MAN CROTCHES FLOATING IN AND OUT OF MY FIELD OF VISION. I'M IN OVER MY HEAD AND I KIND OF LIKE IT. I'M WRITING THIS IN ALL CAPS TO GIVE YOU THE SENSE THAT I AM YELLING IN ORDER TO DEMONSTRATE HOW ENRAGED I AM WITH THE FACT THAT I FIND THESE PICTURES OF MAN CROTCHES WEIRDLY TITILLATING AND FUCKING AWESOME.
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