Dear Evil Discussor... What is Asperger's Syndrome, and do I have it?
First off, a doppel question. But I will try to do justice to both parts. Medical questions are my forte, so I do appreciate the inquiry.
Asperger's Syndrome is a syndrome whereby you like to devour the ass as if it were a burger. You see no difference, no separation whatsoever, between an ass and a hamburger. To you, an ass is a burger, and likewise, a burger is an ass, and vice versa. They are both equally edible and, in your eyes, both equally delicious and delectable. Often, you like to eat the ass with ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions and lettuce. But, just the same, you might like it once in a while sans condiments, just to take in its full flavor. Friends and relatives of Aspergerians are recommended to stay seated whilst in the company of their aspergite relations, or, if standing is unavoidable, cautioned to always stand facing toward the inflicted. Unless, of course, said inflicted also suffers from Penisperger's, in which case, just get out of their fucking house pronto.
And to answer the second part of your question, yes.
Yours,
E.D.
Asperger's Syndrome is a syndrome whereby you like to devour the ass as if it were a burger. You see no difference, no separation whatsoever, between an ass and a hamburger. To you, an ass is a burger, and likewise, a burger is an ass, and vice versa. They are both equally edible and, in your eyes, both equally delicious and delectable. Often, you like to eat the ass with ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions and lettuce. But, just the same, you might like it once in a while sans condiments, just to take in its full flavor. Friends and relatives of Aspergerians are recommended to stay seated whilst in the company of their aspergite relations, or, if standing is unavoidable, cautioned to always stand facing toward the inflicted. Unless, of course, said inflicted also suffers from Penisperger's, in which case, just get out of their fucking house pronto.
And to answer the second part of your question, yes.
Yours,
E.D.
posted by EVIL DISCUSSOR at 7:22 AM
7 Comments:
but does it make your pee smell?
Hey, douchebag, my brother HAS Asperger's Syndrome!
Yet I'm still laughing. Does that make me a bad person?
but that really does not answer the question of whom you would like to hump this hump day!
Yeah. Where's the Hump Day Hussy??
Douchebag!
Why can't you remember the "Hump Day Hussy?"
It should be a no brainer, like a Catholic not eating meat on Friday's during Lent.
Holy shit. That is some high-ass fucking-ass demand for Hump Day Hussaliciousness. Who the eff knew my Hump Day Hussy was loved by so many? Fine, just three people, but still. Unless its all the same person masquerading as two anons and a tilly. But, either way, I'm humbled. And, also, frightened.
yeah, man. i was wonderin' about that shit.
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