Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Dear Evil Discussor... What is π?

Sweet frere Copyranter. I have no idea how you were able to type the actual symbol for Pi, but I have spent the last two weeks now trying to figure out this well-kept secret, and failing to do so. Until I finally realized that I can just copy it from any other website, and paste it in like so π. Aha! I was like Archimedes in the bathtub! But instead of a bathtub, I had Pi! And pasting! Now all I want to do is copy it πππ π ππ π. I'm Pi copy and pasting crazy! π π ππ yeahhh fuckπππ! However, still, if you know how to make a π using the keyboard, maybe with an option key, and maybe perhaps even some Wingdings, and I'm betting you do, then clearly, you are far savvier, technologically advanced, and nerdier than I. Yet, it would seem, not nerdy enough to know what Pi is.

Everybody knows that Pi is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle; approximately equal to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494
766111959092164201989 and so on.

Everybody also knows that Pie is slang for the female genitalia, much like axe/hatchet wound, ass mate, bearded oyster, beaver, beef curtains, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cooter, cherry pop, cat flaps, cha-cha, chuff, furburger, grumble, hairy goblet (what a knight might drink from), honey pot, honeysuckle, hooch, hush puppy, lick-me-please-me, muff, mud flaps, panty hamster, passion fruit, poonany, quim, southern belle, taco (pink), tongue magnet, velcro triangle, vertical bacon sandwich, vertical smile, wunder down under, the grand canyon, the great divide, horse's collar, clown's pocket, cathedral (my organ's never played in one this large before), mouse's ear, eye of a needle, box of assorted creams, municipal cockwash, penis garage, fupa, the real thing, batcave, blackhole, hole in one, spermbank, the mansion, home, hot and wet, the gold medal, tree house, stick house, the nothigam forest, fuckingum palace, subway station, the matrix, blue beard, shipyard (for dicks), crib, acid fish, baby atm, baby ben, baby cave, baby chute, baby factory, baby maker, badge, bakke, bald taco, Badly packed kebab, baloney hole, bank, banny, baginer, bajingo, bat cave, bearded axe wound, bearded clam, the beast, beef doorway, beef mailbox, beef sleeve, beefaroni hole, beefs, beehive, beaver, biscuit, birth canal, bitch indicator, bitch wrinkle, Black Beard's delight, booger bear, bojango, box, bread-box, brown bear with a mouth full of meat, budissey, bunsen burner, burial mound, burnt taco, bush down under, bushy plate, camel toe, cakehole, cave, center of the universe, cha cha, chaunch, chewbacca, chilli peeler, ching ching, choach, choachee, choncha, choochi, clam, c jay c, cock dock, cock gobbler, cock holster, cock pocket, cock socket, cock wallet, cock warmer,cocking station, and that's only halfway through the Cs on Wikipedia, nowhere near all the way to ziggy (as in: up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush.)

Everybody does not know, however, that my favorite pie, is lemon meringue.



Blogger Jaime said...

I think you listed "beaver" twice.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow...are those really on Wikipedia? Cuz I have only heard of maybe a quarter of those. Obviously I need to brush up (no pun intended........what?)

2:07 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

jaime, does not "beaver" deserve to be listed twice?

anon, exactly. a wa-wa wha?

2:14 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I have been schooled. Back to the books.

2:20 PM  
Blogger concha said...

oh evil, budissy is booty, dick AND pussy. silly silly (option P) evil.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

OMG!!! π ππππππholyshitfuckawesomeπππππ!!!! Fuckπ!

Look here's a capital one: ∏ !

Thank you, sweet conch shell of the sea. You are so budissylicious.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Your Evil Wife said...

Quit playing around on that computer and get to the dinner table.

6:56 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

You're married? To an evil woman? Do you have an evil lair? Does she look like that woman who is always yelling "Scott!!!" in that movie?

It's probably just as well: I'm not ready for the Evil Jelly. Hell, it takes me hours to leave the house already.

Whenever I want to type an em dash, I have to google it. I have no idea how to find it. Every now and then when I type two hyphens in a row my word document gets all "smart" and thinks I want an em dash and it's CORRECT!!

9:07 PM  
Blogger concha said...

i know it.

1:13 AM  
Anonymous booty said...

i believe archimedes said "EUREKA!!!"


8:14 PM  

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