Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Dear Evil Discussor... What is π?

Sweet frere Copyranter. I have no idea how you were able to type the actual symbol for Pi, but I have spent the last two weeks now trying to figure out this well-kept secret, and failing to do so. Until I finally realized that I can just copy it from any other website, and paste it in like so π. Aha! I was like Archimedes in the bathtub! But instead of a bathtub, I had Pi! And pasting! Now all I want to do is copy it πππ π ππ π. I'm Pi copy and pasting crazy! π π ππ yeahhh fuckπππ! However, still, if you know how to make a π using the keyboard, maybe with an option key, and maybe perhaps even some Wingdings, and I'm betting you do, then clearly, you are far savvier, technologically advanced, and nerdier than I. Yet, it would seem, not nerdy enough to know what Pi is.

Everybody knows that Pi is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle; approximately equal to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494
4592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647
0938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596
4462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527
1201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724
5870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113
3053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218
6117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227
9381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021
7986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812
7145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430
14654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815
98136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160
96318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010
00313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546
87311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278
766111959092164201989 and so on.

Everybody also knows that Pie is slang for the female genitalia, much like axe/hatchet wound, ass mate, bearded oyster, beaver, beef curtains, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cooter, cherry pop, cat flaps, cha-cha, chuff, furburger, grumble, hairy goblet (what a knight might drink from), honey pot, honeysuckle, hooch, hush puppy, lick-me-please-me, muff, mud flaps, panty hamster, passion fruit, poonany, quim, southern belle, taco (pink), tongue magnet, velcro triangle, vertical bacon sandwich, vertical smile, wunder down under, the grand canyon, the great divide, horse's collar, clown's pocket, cathedral (my organ's never played in one this large before), mouse's ear, eye of a needle, box of assorted creams, municipal cockwash, penis garage, fupa, the real thing, batcave, blackhole, hole in one, spermbank, the mansion, home, hot and wet, the gold medal, tree house, stick house, the nothigam forest, fuckingum palace, subway station, the matrix, blue beard, shipyard (for dicks), crib, acid fish, baby atm, baby ben, baby cave, baby chute, baby factory, baby maker, badge, bakke, bald taco, Badly packed kebab, baloney hole, bank, banny, baginer, bajingo, bat cave, bearded axe wound, bearded clam, the beast, beef doorway, beef mailbox, beef sleeve, beefaroni hole, beefs, beehive, beaver, biscuit, birth canal, bitch indicator, bitch wrinkle, Black Beard's delight, booger bear, bojango, box, bread-box, brown bear with a mouth full of meat, budissey, bunsen burner, burial mound, burnt taco, bush down under, bushy plate, camel toe, cakehole, cave, center of the universe, cha cha, chaunch, chewbacca, chilli peeler, ching ching, choach, choachee, choncha, choochi, clam, c jay c, cock dock, cock gobbler, cock holster, cock pocket, cock socket, cock wallet, cock warmer,cocking station, and that's only halfway through the Cs on Wikipedia, nowhere near all the way to ziggy (as in: up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush.)

Everybody does not know, however, that my favorite pie, is lemon meringue.



Yours,
E.D.

10 Comments:

Blogger Jaime said...

I think you listed "beaver" twice.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow...are those really on Wikipedia? Cuz I have only heard of maybe a quarter of those. Obviously I need to brush up (no pun intended........what?)

2:07 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

jaime, does not "beaver" deserve to be listed twice?

anon, exactly. a wa-wa wha?

2:14 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I have been schooled. Back to the books.

2:20 PM  
Blogger concha said...

oh evil, budissy is booty, dick AND pussy. silly silly (option P) evil.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

OMG!!! π ππππππholyshitfuckawesomeπππππ!!!! Fuckπ!

Look here's a capital one: ∏ !

Thank you, sweet conch shell of the sea. You are so budissylicious.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Your Evil Wife said...

Quit playing around on that computer and get to the dinner table.

6:56 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

You're married? To an evil woman? Do you have an evil lair? Does she look like that woman who is always yelling "Scott!!!" in that movie?

It's probably just as well: I'm not ready for the Evil Jelly. Hell, it takes me hours to leave the house already.

Whenever I want to type an em dash, I have to google it. I have no idea how to find it. Every now and then when I type two hyphens in a row my word document gets all "smart" and thinks I want an em dash and it's CORRECT!!

9:07 PM  
Blogger concha said...

i know it.

1:13 AM  
Anonymous booty said...

i believe archimedes said "EUREKA!!!"

word.

8:14 PM  

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