Dear Evil Discussor... How do I not get Gawker to gawk me?
Um, well, you can write a post like I did earlier today. That might work.
Update... Hot Hot Newsflash!... Update... Hot Hot Newsflash!...
I have pleaded my way onto Gawker, and this post no longer applies. But who cares? And so what? Fuckit! My weekend plans are now set! I'm going to rub my privates all over this here keyboard from now until Monday morning! Bye!
Update... Hot Hot Newsflash!... Update... Hot Hot Newsflash!...
I have pleaded my way onto Gawker, and this post no longer applies. But who cares? And so what? Fuckit! My weekend plans are now set! I'm going to rub my privates all over this here keyboard from now until Monday morning! Bye!
posted by EVIL DISCUSSOR at 6:19 PM
6 Comments:
I feel your pain, man.
It's not really pain. It's more anguish. And suffering.
Gawker is Ellsworth Toohey. Be Howard Roark!! Just keep being fantastic and gawker will be a tiny groupie someday begging to give you a stage-door handjob.
maulleigh, your words are inspiring.
your references, however, are way over my head.
still, your words are inspiring.
Damn you, lucky bastard. Now I'm the only one with pain, anguish, and suffering.
Maulleigh is referencing Ayn Rand (nice, btw).
Hey ED, if you're Howard Roark, can I be Dominique? Eh? Eh??
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