Thursday, August 10, 2006

Dear Evil Discussor... How do I not get Gawker to gawk me?

Um, well, you can write a post like I did earlier today. That might work.

Update... Hot Hot Newsflash!... Update... Hot Hot Newsflash!...
I have pleaded my way onto Gawker, and this post no longer applies. But who cares? And so what? Fuckit! My weekend plans are now set! I'm going to rub my privates all over this here keyboard from now until Monday morning! Bye!


Anonymous Amish said...

I feel your pain, man.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

It's not really pain. It's more anguish. And suffering.

9:35 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Gawker is Ellsworth Toohey. Be Howard Roark!! Just keep being fantastic and gawker will be a tiny groupie someday begging to give you a stage-door handjob.

7:55 AM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

maulleigh, your words are inspiring.

your references, however, are way over my head.

still, your words are inspiring.

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Amish said...

Damn you, lucky bastard. Now I'm the only one with pain, anguish, and suffering.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Kate said...

Maulleigh is referencing Ayn Rand (nice, btw).

Hey ED, if you're Howard Roark, can I be Dominique? Eh? Eh??

2:27 PM  

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