Dear Evil Discussor... Why is it that the majority of the people on this planet are ignorant, stupid, lazy, incapable morons?
Anon, this is a sweeping generalization, and I cannot concur.*
Always,
E.D.
*The Evil Discussor blog is a legitimate blogging organization. An organization that will not post before the proper documents of proof can be found to support each and every one of its utterances. Each opinion expressed on this website is backed up and substantiated by days upon days of extensive research. The Evil Discussor himself, refuses to go online with a story until the proper corroborating documentary evidence can be put forth. When he claims that he is "the most hilarious blogster to ever hilariously operate a hilarious blog," or that he is "the king of the whole goddamn, wickedly wonderful, wonderly wickedful, wild and fantastical, digital festival, punch em in the testicle, world wide webbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!" or even that he has the "longest-ass super long shlong," and, also, that "you're a douchebag," it's because it's true. And he has the documentation to prove it. Otherwise, he wouldn't make such a claim. At Evil Discussor Inc., we have an entire department of interns scouring the web, on the phones, at the microfiche, searching, seeking, scrupulously scrutinizing the truth behind the truth. We even have a position on staff with the title: Officer of the Proofy Truth. We don't just go around this blogorama spreading falsities, making erroneous claims, slinging wild accusations and unsubstantiated rumor without proper back up. We use a little something called facts. Facts upon facts upon facts upon facts. Upon more facts. The Evil Discussor refuses to generalize. For example, he would never say, "All blogs are amazing" just because his is wickedly awesome. Nor would he say, "All anonymouses ask really stupid, obvious questions," just because one does.
Always,
E.D.
*The Evil Discussor blog is a legitimate blogging organization. An organization that will not post before the proper documents of proof can be found to support each and every one of its utterances. Each opinion expressed on this website is backed up and substantiated by days upon days of extensive research. The Evil Discussor himself, refuses to go online with a story until the proper corroborating documentary evidence can be put forth. When he claims that he is "the most hilarious blogster to ever hilariously operate a hilarious blog," or that he is "the king of the whole goddamn, wickedly wonderful, wonderly wickedful, wild and fantastical, digital festival, punch em in the testicle, world wide webbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!" or even that he has the "longest-ass super long shlong," and, also, that "you're a douchebag," it's because it's true. And he has the documentation to prove it. Otherwise, he wouldn't make such a claim. At Evil Discussor Inc., we have an entire department of interns scouring the web, on the phones, at the microfiche, searching, seeking, scrupulously scrutinizing the truth behind the truth. We even have a position on staff with the title: Officer of the Proofy Truth. We don't just go around this blogorama spreading falsities, making erroneous claims, slinging wild accusations and unsubstantiated rumor without proper back up. We use a little something called facts. Facts upon facts upon facts upon facts. Upon more facts. The Evil Discussor refuses to generalize. For example, he would never say, "All blogs are amazing" just because his is wickedly awesome. Nor would he say, "All anonymouses ask really stupid, obvious questions," just because one does.
posted by EVIL DISCUSSOR at 9:40 AM
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I didn't need that long disclaimer but thank you for the info.
Because I believe everything I read. I don't believe everything I hear, but if I read it, it has to be true.
-Loyal Anon
you know, you forgot last week's hump day hussy...
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