Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Dear Evil Discussor... When you're rinsing off shampoo, do you go in head-first or back-first?

I go head-first. Of course I go head-first. Cause that's the manly man way. Backing in is for pansies and daints. And taking the shower head off the wall like this guy? That's just ludicrous and actually, plain offensive. You've gotta throw yourself in headlong with abandon. Without a thought or care given to caution. Do I worry that searing hot water might scald my face? No. Or worse, that the shampoo might run in my eyes and cause slight irritation? Fuck no. I give myself over to the powers of the shower. It's not a bath! It's a fiery baptism! Alright, well, I guess it is kind of a bath I suppose. Anyways, I let the water run down my chiseldly ripply hot hot man bod, and soak myself all sexy and masculine-like just like the guy from the Irish Spring commercials. Without the barrel and the outdoors and the giggling girls part, that is. Well, sometimes there are giggling girls. Only they're not girls. They're me. Giggling cause the shower feels so damn good. And that makes me giggly.

Yours,
E.D.

5 Comments:

Blogger copyranter said...

ahh, a telling post. and a good barometer of a man's stupidity. I mean, manliness.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

Yes. Twas a telling post. My life is an open book. A good book. Like "How To Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale" or "Encyclopedia Brown Takes the Cake.'

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about your nards? When you wash them vigorously with soap and water do they make funny sounds?

12:38 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Um....do you have any picures?

8:38 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

I admit it. Definitely my most obviously homoerotic post to date. What with allusions to "the manly man way" “going in head first” “backing in being for pansies” and lots of giggling like school girls.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

10:41 AM  

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