Dear Evil Discussor... Are you eating the world's largest salad right now?

Yes I am actually. I mean, it's probably not Guinness Book material, but it's huge. Really fucking huge. I haven't had a salad in a while so figured I'd splurge and get the larger one. But this one might actually be too big.

And dammit, I should've gone with my gut and added the crispy bacon. Always go for the crispy bacon. Especially when its descibed on the menu as crispy bacon.

Sincerely,
E.D.