Dear Evil Discussor... What are some of the weirder-ass web searches that have led to this site?
Sometimes, when all my evil deeds are done for the day, when my work is put away and I find myself at rest, I take a gander at the site numbers. That's right. I sit here at Evil HQ, in my Evil Underground Lair, in front of my Evil Computer, in my Evil Underpants and an Evil Ergonomically-Sound Desk Chair, and I tabulate the hits. The page views and loads. See, I like to know things. Like, how many people are reading this shit? And, for god sakes, why the fuck why? I check the referrals. How did your sweet doucheyface get here? And what the shit is wrong with you? Clearly, some of you come for the unbridled hilarity. Some of you, for the wisdom, wit and insight. And some of you, well, you're just visiting because you happened to type "Hairy stinky fat fucky vagina evil cats + mom" into Google, and somehow wound up on this site.
Here are some of the strangest, and some of the most unfortunate searches that have led this way. Some frighten me. Others, frighten me. And all of them, bar none, make me very much regret the fact that I ever started this blog in the first place, and became a cog in the very sick, often dirty, sometimes sexy wheel that is Al Gore's Internet.
evil dear
you can remove gum from your sidewalk by
FUCKY MOM
picture of evil thing
I+Hate+NYU
gay bulge pics
under gum scraping
blerds
fucky
asperger evil
why does bum smell
girlish hands
Bad smell evil
π
FUCKY MOM
sucky sucky fucky fucky
freaky fucky funny bunny
photos of people with dentures
lyrics "what the fuck chuck"
wonderly hilarious children's jokes
when to hump
Roethlisberger bad stomach ache
look at evil people
why people chew gum
shon gables and the view
trader joes evil
what does evil smell like
evilest man ever
marriage love sex china
sucky fucky 5$
sara Nussbaum
why my sweat smell so bad ?
fart in front of girlfriend wife
And, of course:
fat womens fucky sexy womb photos
Notice the repetition of "FUCKY MOM." Clearly a popular search on the web these days. And who hasn't spent hours on the web trying to compile some children's jokes that are both "hilarious" and "wonderly." Or, better yet, trying to figure out once and for all, "why does bum smell?" I suppose I should feel lucky. And special. And honored. That the totally fucking crazed and sad and disturbed guy/psycho killer who actually typed "fat womens fucky sexy womb photos" into a search engine, obviously looking for sexy photos of fat women's fucky wombs, instead, found me. And then, went on with his merry womb search. How rewarding to be but a passing participant in that searcher's very special wonderful web journey.
Yours,
E.D.
Here are some of the strangest, and some of the most unfortunate searches that have led this way. Some frighten me. Others, frighten me. And all of them, bar none, make me very much regret the fact that I ever started this blog in the first place, and became a cog in the very sick, often dirty, sometimes sexy wheel that is Al Gore's Internet.
evil dear
you can remove gum from your sidewalk by
FUCKY MOM
picture of evil thing
I+Hate+NYU
gay bulge pics
under gum scraping
blerds
fucky
asperger evil
why does bum smell
girlish hands
Bad smell evil
π
FUCKY MOM
sucky sucky fucky fucky
freaky fucky funny bunny
photos of people with dentures
lyrics "what the fuck chuck"
wonderly hilarious children's jokes
when to hump
Roethlisberger bad stomach ache
look at evil people
why people chew gum
shon gables and the view
trader joes evil
what does evil smell like
evilest man ever
marriage love sex china
sucky fucky 5$
sara Nussbaum
why my sweat smell so bad ?
fart in front of girlfriend wife
And, of course:
fat womens fucky sexy womb photos
Notice the repetition of "FUCKY MOM." Clearly a popular search on the web these days. And who hasn't spent hours on the web trying to compile some children's jokes that are both "hilarious" and "wonderly." Or, better yet, trying to figure out once and for all, "why does bum smell?" I suppose I should feel lucky. And special. And honored. That the totally fucking crazed and sad and disturbed guy/psycho killer who actually typed "fat womens fucky sexy womb photos" into a search engine, obviously looking for sexy photos of fat women's fucky wombs, instead, found me. And then, went on with his merry womb search. How rewarding to be but a passing participant in that searcher's very special wonderful web journey.
Yours,
E.D.
11 Comments:
do you hate nyu too? those of us who dont sell drugs out of dorms, do stupid things in the library, or stalk the olsens really arent so bad.
e.d. hates everything, most of all, himself.
You know what putting all of those words together in one post is going to do to you right? Should get really interesting...
It looks like at least one person was trying to ask you a very important question - what *does* evil smell like?
I googled "sucky blogs" and it brought me here. The rest is just a bunch of wasted time and energy.
You should have googled "blogs that loyal anons suck up to".Oh... nevermind...same result.Thats ok though, we each have our place.
Actually , I didn't mean any of those nasty comments about you E.D. In fact , I didn't really make them...it was loyal anon,all of this time.
Jury awards $11.3M over defamatory Internet posts
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By Laura Parker, USA TODAY
A Florida woman has been awarded $11.3 million in a defamation lawsuit against a Louisiana woman who posted messages on the Internet accusing her of being a "crook," a "con artist" and a "fraud."
E.D.,
Perhaps you can answer me this. What is the origin of adding the made up suffix -ass to to adverbs and adjectives?
I meant every word of those evil commments. Some bitch-ASS (haha eff you dmb) is stealing my name again.
loyal anon-
you are my nemesis.
Finally, I have an internet nemesis!
First one to die loses.
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