Dear Evil Discussor... Who's got the second bestest blog on the webby web web?
That's easy. ThisIsWhatWeDoNow.com. Not because it's hilarious and filled with hilarious hilarity each and every hilarious day. No. Because he linked to me yesterday. And that makes him awesome. Plain and simple. And now I'm his best friend. Later, we're going to see a movie. You see, it's easy. Love me, and I'll love you right back. That's how it works. He leads about 14,000 readers to me, and I will dutifully now lead both of my readers to him.
TIWWDN said some of the sweetest things anyone has ever said about little old Evil. Really... sweet... ass... things.
Excuse me. Have to regain my composure. And pull my shit together. Because I kid you not, this shout out has reduced me to tears. Big fat evil teardrops. Rolling down my cheeks as I write this and drippity dripping on the keys while I tap tap away, comforted in the warmth of my newfound fame and glory. The Evil Discussor doesn't like to cry. But sometimes he can't help it.
Honestly, it's nice to be noticed and appreciated by such a funny and smart and insanely good blog like TINWDT. But I don't want to get all soft here. I want to get hard. Which I do each time I read this post:
thisiswhatwedonow.com
Which is what you should do right now. And love it. And love me. And love WTIDND. And fuck, love each other, dammit. It's a mean scary world out there, but here in blogland, there's a lot of love. A lot of love to give. A lot of love to take. A lot of love to be had. A lot of wet, warm, delicious blog-love.
Yours,
E.D.
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Dear Evil Discussor... Who's got the most bestest blog on the webby web web?
TIWWDN said some of the sweetest things anyone has ever said about little old Evil. Really... sweet... ass... things.
Excuse me. Have to regain my composure. And pull my shit together. Because I kid you not, this shout out has reduced me to tears. Big fat evil teardrops. Rolling down my cheeks as I write this and drippity dripping on the keys while I tap tap away, comforted in the warmth of my newfound fame and glory. The Evil Discussor doesn't like to cry. But sometimes he can't help it.
Honestly, it's nice to be noticed and appreciated by such a funny and smart and insanely good blog like TINWDT. But I don't want to get all soft here. I want to get hard. Which I do each time I read this post:
thisiswhatwedonow.com
Which is what you should do right now. And love it. And love me. And love WTIDND. And fuck, love each other, dammit. It's a mean scary world out there, but here in blogland, there's a lot of love. A lot of love to give. A lot of love to take. A lot of love to be had. A lot of wet, warm, delicious blog-love.
Yours,
E.D.
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Dear Evil Discussor... Who's got the most bestest blog on the webby web web?
posted by EVIL DISCUSSOR at 1:27 AM
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Dear Evil Discussor:
I found your blog through TIWWDN, and you fuckin rock, dude! I wish I could write like you.
Love,
Jennifer
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Thanks a lot for the kind-ass words. Please spread the good word until I eventually become the One Supreme Overlord Warrior Prince, Ruler of All Bloggy Blogland and its inhabitants! We will rule the internet! Together! You and me! It's just that I'll be like the leader! And you'll be like the peasants! If that's cool!
Like the others I found you through TIWWDN. Love the blog. Keep it up.
I cannot lie, because I'm not evil so I just have to say that I like you better than TIWWDN. Except his subway rant. That is too fucking funny for words.
--DL
Well, if you aren't the funniest funny in all of Shizerton......
KICK ASS, MA MAN, MUCH LOVE!
Why you gotta kill the fatted calf like that for your new boyfriend? I've been plowing your field for a long time. ;)
It's true, Maulleigh. You, and the CR too, love me long time. And I heart your asses right back.
But did you ever write a post wherein you proclaimed me to be the new Jesus of Blogtown, USA?
If and when you do, I will kiss your sweet asses so heartily too.
You and Larry really should do a porno of you jerking each other off and put in on your blogs simultaneously.
Not a bad idea.
You do facial, right?
I noticed that you've never had an evil discussion about the homeless and they're such an easy target to poke fun at.
Some questions:
- Does homelessness bring about insanity or is it insanity that causes you to be without a home?
- How much money can you actually make panhandling?
- Are you more likely to give money to the homeless that have some sort of "talent" (singing, dancing, playing some obscure instrument no matter how bad they are) or those that just sit there looking pathetic holding a cup?
Loyal Anon
Here's an evil SAT analogy...
Evil Discussor : Strong Bad :: _______ : Arsenio Hall.
The answer is Kadeem Hardison. Sweet blog, though, very funny stuff.
dude, i linked you after copyranter pointed me here. but i don't see no posts about me nor him. what the hell man? where's the warm wet blog love?
Sweet, dear Concha. I like it when you get angry. And I do have a lot of warm, wet blog love to give. So much, it often overwhelms me.
Indeed you "linked" me, and I thank you. But you did not "love" me in a full-on day's love posting a la TIWWDN. And there is quite a large difference between "linking" and "loving", yes?
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