Dear Evil Discussor... Were you away for a week?

Why yes, I was. You see, sometimes the Evil Discussor has to get away. From the big city. From his earthly concerns. From you. Sometimes he has to go and clear his mind so that he can come back and write these amazingly witty and vaguely antagonistic retorts to your simple-minded questions. Sometimes he writes them in 1st person but sometimes he likes to write them in 3rd person. That sometimes is today.

Thanks for asking.

Best,
E.D.